Just for you, Gina! From your "Secret Agent"

Secret Agent Man

LOL! I couldn't resist. I've always wanted to be a Secret Agent (or a Sniper). Oh, well. For now, I'll have to be content as Robin Hood, or Underdog. Flip a coin on that one!

Anyway, enough of the nonsense. I gotta be productive. My next assignment involves saving a bunch of supermodels hijacked by pirates near a tropical paradise infested with Webkinz. I know...sounds dangerous. I promise to limit the collateral damage.

Gotta go, the 8-track "They" sent me with the orders is about to detonate.

Enjoy!

Happines is bliss...

If you have a rubber chicken that squeaks!

Every once in a while...

You get advice in the most unusual way. Sometimes it speeds through and if you're not paying attention, you'll miss it.