**for Americans - this joke takes place in South Africa***
I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing
in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 22 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.) Horrified, the woman asked if I'd ended up in the
hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her "No, its because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me."
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid woman!...why else would I buy dog food??
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