FOXNews.com - NASA's Puffin: One Crazy Personal Aircraft
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Friday, January 22, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
I laughed so hard I cried!
**for Americans - this joke takes place in South Africa***
I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing
in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 22 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.) Horrified, the woman asked if I'd ended up in the
hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her "No, its because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me."
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid woman!...why else would I buy dog food??
I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing
in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 22 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.) Horrified, the woman asked if I'd ended up in the
hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her "No, its because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me."
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid woman!...why else would I buy dog food??
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Sunday, January 17, 2010
LOL!
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge... Show him your badge!!"
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge... Show him your badge!!"
Honor and Remember
This is a fantastic idea. I was moved by the number of soldiers that were in the airport at Will Rogers Airport in OKC. I've shaken their hands, wished them God's protection and thanked them for their service in every airport I've been in. Somehow those interactions seem so small. I kinda feel guilty for never being a soldier. Too late for regrets.
As civilians, we are OBLIGATED to support our men and women in uniform. Those that don't need to find another place to live.
Having said that, please go sign the petition, and support our fallen Heroes. Freedom isn't free, and some have paid the ultimate price for us to live in the greatest country in the world.
As civilians, we are OBLIGATED to support our men and women in uniform. Those that don't need to find another place to live.
Having said that, please go sign the petition, and support our fallen Heroes. Freedom isn't free, and some have paid the ultimate price for us to live in the greatest country in the world.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Gum Creek Customs
Gum Creek Customs
Anybody that carries a firearm needs to check this out: Gum Creek Customs - Vehicle Holster Mount. I picked one up yesterday at the RK Gun show in Gwinnett at the county fairgrounds.
It took me 5 minutes to figure it out and install it. It fits to the dashboard right under the steering wheel between your legs. I'll have a picture to show you later. For now, just go to their website and buy one. You won't be dissappointed.
By far, the best product at the show! Best of luck to Jimmy, Bert and Glenn!
It took me 5 minutes to figure it out and install it. It fits to the dashboard right under the steering wheel between your legs. I'll have a picture to show you later. For now, just go to their website and buy one. You won't be dissappointed.
By far, the best product at the show! Best of luck to Jimmy, Bert and Glenn!
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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